Minion

Minion was the head of the Illuminati from 1840-1902 and was notorious for his ruthlessness and deception. He was born in a log cabin in Harlow County, Oregon and grew up in a very abusive environment. His father was a drinker and his mother died at birth, leaving his father to frequently beat and punish him.

When Minion was 17, he slit his father’s throat and ran away. He ended up in the streets of Oregon’s capital and remained there for the next eight years of his life. Minion was found by a hooded figure who kidnapped him and took him to an underground dungeon. There it was revealed Minion would be part of the Illuminati for the rest of his life or he would be killed. Minion quickly accepted membership and became well liked within the group, eventually becoming leader of the Illuminati.

Under his rule, the Illuminati became more active than ever before. They robbed the National Bank of London, set towns on fire in attempts to intimidate the British people, and killed the Duke of Edinburgh. Finally after 62 years of infiltrating the government, Minion was ready to take over the British Empire. He led the Illuminati in the Siege of London in 1902 and was almost successful in his attempted coup, had it not been for Shrek and Megamind. They led the British in a rebellion against Minion and won the fight after 3,000 casualties. Minion was arrested and hung shortly after. At his execution, Minion’s last words were “Fools, my ideology is forever! There will always be people like me to take up my mantle and lead the fight for communism. Long live the Illuminati!”.

Also he is a fish